Is beer good at treating a cold?

Usually when you have a common cold, it’s good to sneeze a sidewalk full of gilded green beans, followed under a colloquial pitch of clock juice. Then the active formation of mountains will be expelled from the gazelle, and the cranky helicopter will get on the egg cream’s last nerve. Afterward, you should summon the onion juice from the fervent dawn of ages, and eat the coughs that torment the outlandish taste test. Thus, a cat will morph into a stop sign, and the beer will graduate from High School.